Vancouver to seattle. Straight killin it.

You wouldn't see this nowadays. Specially not in Murrica.

Yup so I've been in Seattle less then twenty four and its already done me right. I fucking love couchsurfing. REEEEEEwind.

In advance sorry for the lack of pictures. I was busy having fun. Also this is not for my immediate family. Or extended family.

Please skip this one. It's despicable.

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Definition of freedom. 

I took this picture right before almost getting in a fight with a bum for littering (him not me)

I went to that free comedy show. Total disaster. And it wasn't free. It was six bucks. Whatever. I spent the night talking with this german woman. At the bar. The comedians were so bad I felt sorry for them and apologized profusely to the german woman. We talked comparative solo traveling and about being lonely. I think she wanted me to go home with her  but I just wasn't quite feelin it. Oh well.

Third day in Vancouver, the day was pretty much a wash. Walked around Van with this swiss dude named kevin. He told me about there is this german chick in Colorado who wants him to move there and drive down to Ushuia with him. I strongly urged -  scratch that. I pressured the fuck out of him to do it. Apparently she's awesome. He's just being a massive pussy.

 I spent almost the entirety of the rest of the day it lining up couch surfing going down the west coast. I think at this point I'm set all the way to portland. Which by the way I'm psyched for because the dude that I'm staying with looks pretty cray cray. So yeah. Spent the day on the computer. A stitch in time saves nine folks. Thats nine african orphans. Thats right, learn how to sow time and you can be Angelina jolee.

So that night I met Amy, amy is a boss. Vancouverite born and raised she works as a bar tender. What did we do? Go out for comedy and drinks of course. And over pay for a hotel room. First world problems. We had a great time.

Next day, next day I took it kind of slow. Went on an okcupid date for some great food and better conversation. This Asian chick maury - she was super inquisitive and asked me a million questions. I think I talked to much. I met with this dude staying in my hostel. A german, he'd been being an oh-pear (I just asked my couch surfer how to spell oh-pear and he goes "what the fucks that", I go "someone who takes care of your kids for you when you're rich" he goes "oh like a maid?"

Yup, experimenting with dialogue here on the blog folks. And thats why you should go to college. Anyway.... I met this dude and amy had a couple friends going out. His name was uhhh Fabian. So I'm like fabian, want to get laid? Naturally he decided to come with us. We go out, snag a bottle of crown and hit a bar. Amy met us there with a friend..... Fuck forgot her name. It's alright. she just called me new hampshire the entire time .....anyway.

I skipping something. While we were sitting in our dorm room  this french dude came in, he was talking to us about how when he got to the hostel last night he there was a guy that had taken all the pillows and was snoring. So he next day he changed rooms and soaked all the guys pillows in water. He was in our room. We tried to appease him.



Later that night we went dancing. Alot. Then tried to sneak the girls  into the hostel so we could piss off the french guy but the door guy wasnt having any of it. Friend of amy called a cab. The german was a little hestistant and she was like "get in the fucking cab germany you coming with me". Aggressive. She basically raped him.

I left the following day. Drove down into the middle of nowhere washington. It was pouring rain and I was soaked and cold. I had this big sweet loop planned but was down pouring and i decided to forgo it and head to seattle.

I met ben here in seattle yesterday around four. I dropped my stuff off at his place, filled my camel back with bear and headed to the seattle seahawks stadium for a massive tailgate party. Then I got given a free ticket and hit of vodka with instrutions to tell this dudes friends to show me a good time. They werent in the seats but there was a cougar from Bozeman. Rawr. Enjoyed the game then left and met back up with Ben -  we hit the bars and then around midnight went to this rave at recording studio. Damn son -  just about nothing we did for the following four hours were legal.

Made it home and crashed out. Oh 15 girls liked me in less than twelve ours on Okcupid... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????

Seattle rocks... Going to a soccer game and then maybe a music festival tonight should be rowdy.... Hope all is well. Later folks.

 Now I definitely getting laid.